THE LOOP, STEP BY STEP
Tap a step to open it. Every panel below is the real interface.
Everything starts with owning one. Brokers are minted and traded on OpenSea, on Robinhood Chain.
- ▸You need ETH on Robinhood Chain (4663) to buy and to pay gas.
- ▸Any Dumb Broker works — rarity changes nothing about what it earns.
- ▸One broker earns one broker's worth. Ten earn ten times that.

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OPENSEA — DUMB BROKER COLLECTION
EARNINGS CALCULATOR
LIVE CONTRACT VALUES · NOT A FORECASTEvery rate below is read straight off the vault and the desk right now. Move the sliders — nothing here is a projection, it is today's published rate applied to your inputs.
BROKERS STAKED3 brokers
150
TIME STAKED30 days
1365
READING CONTRACTS…
TWO STREAMS, DIFFERENT RULES
People mix these up constantly, so here they are side by side. One is minted, one is deposited — and that single difference explains almost every question below.
| TICK — MINING | ETH — REWARD POOL | |
|---|---|---|
| Where it comes from | Minted by the vault | Deposited by the team |
| Does it always run? | Yes, while you are staked | Only while a period is funded |
| How it is split | Flat, per broker | Shared across everyone staked |
| Effect of more stakers | None on your rate | Your share gets smaller |
| Can the team take it back? | It is yours once claimed | Funded ETH cannot be withdrawn |
| What it is for | Spending at the desk | Just ETH |
THE ONE THING WORTH REMEMBERING
TICK is only worth what the desk will give you for it. Before you plan around a number, open the vault and look at the pool inventory — that is the real backing, and it is published on-chain precisely so you do not have to take anyone's word for it.