HOW TO EARNSTAKEACCRUE TICKREDEEMETH OR NVDALIVE RATESHOW TO EARNSTAKEACCRUE TICKREDEEMETH OR NVDALIVE RATES
DOCUMENTATION

HOW TO
EARN

A Dumb Broker is a picture until you stake it. Staked, it accrues TICK every second — and TICK trades at the vault desk for ETH or NVDA. This page walks the whole loop, with the real numbers pulled live from the contracts.

THE LOOP, STEP BY STEP

Tap a step to open it. Every panel below is the real interface.

Everything starts with owning one. Brokers are minted and traded on OpenSea, on Robinhood Chain.

  • You need ETH on Robinhood Chain (4663) to buy and to pay gas.
  • Any Dumb Broker works — rarity changes nothing about what it earns.
  • One broker earns one broker's worth. Ten earn ten times that.
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OPENSEA — DUMB BROKER COLLECTION

EARNINGS CALCULATOR

LIVE CONTRACT VALUES · NOT A FORECAST

Every rate below is read straight off the vault and the desk right now. Move the sliders — nothing here is a projection, it is today's published rate applied to your inputs.

BROKERS STAKED3 brokers
150
TIME STAKED30 days
1365
READING CONTRACTS…

TWO STREAMS, DIFFERENT RULES

People mix these up constantly, so here they are side by side. One is minted, one is deposited — and that single difference explains almost every question below.

TICK — MININGETH — REWARD POOL
Where it comes fromMinted by the vaultDeposited by the team
Does it always run?Yes, while you are stakedOnly while a period is funded
How it is splitFlat, per brokerShared across everyone staked
Effect of more stakersNone on your rateYour share gets smaller
Can the team take it back?It is yours once claimedFunded ETH cannot be withdrawn
What it is forSpending at the deskJust ETH
THE ONE THING WORTH REMEMBERING

TICK is only worth what the desk will give you for it. Before you plan around a number, open the vault and look at the pool inventory — that is the real backing, and it is published on-chain precisely so you do not have to take anyone's word for it.

STRAIGHT ANSWERS

READY?

Stake one broker and watch the counter move. That is the whole pitch.