GM. YOU'RE EARLY 👋
DUMB
BROKER
4,650 retro pixel brokers, hand-authored at 16×16, living on Robinhood Chain. They buy high. They sell low. They never learn.
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> const chain = {
network: 'Robinhood Chain',
chainId: 4663,
supply: 4650,
standard: 'ERC-721',
}_
CHAIN
→
→
SUPPLY
4,650
MARKET
OPENSEA
CHAIN ID
4663
STANDARD
ERC-721
NATIVE ART
16×16
STAKING
ETH POOL
RUNNING ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN — ARBITRUM NITRO L2 SETTLING TO ETHEREUM
LORE↓
- 00 — THE FLOOR
Everyone got a terminal
Tokenised equities landed on an L2. Suddenly every group chat had a trading desk and nobody had a thesis.
- 01 — THE CONVICTION
They bought the top
Not by accident. With research. With a spreadsheet. With a 40-post thread explaining exactly why this time was different.
- 02 — THE LESSON
They learned nothing
Down 94%, still posting. The portfolio is a crime scene and the conviction has never been higher.
- 03 — THE COLLECTION
4,650 of them, on-chain
One portrait each. Every bag, every cope, every 3am candle stare — rendered at 16×16 and pinned forever.
THE FLOOR
Dumb Broker #1
Desk TraderHair
Flat Top
Eyes
Slim Shades
Mouth
Flat
Outfit
Turtleneck
Headwear
Bandana
NO POOLS OPEN YET — CHECK BACK SOON
ROADMAP
FOUR STEPS. NO PROMISES WE CAN'T KEEP.01
THE DROP
- 4,650 supply
- Minted via OpenSea
- Robinhood Chain 4663
02
TRAITS LIVE
- 12 trait categories
- Rarity ranks published
- Broker Class tiers
03
THE VAULT
- Stake your broker
- ETH rewards stream
- Claim any time
04
WHAT'S NEXT
- Pool top-ups
- Holder-only drops
- Nothing we can't ship
BUY HIGH.
SELL LOW.
STAKE ANYWAY.
4,650
BROKERS TOTAL
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OPEN THE DOCS READ HOW THE
EARNING ACTUALLY WORKS
Five steps, a calculator wired to the live contract rates, and straight answers to the awkward questions — including where your broker goes while it is staked and what is not guaranteed.
- → THE LOOP
- → EARNINGS CALCULATOR
- → TICK VS ETH
- → FAQ